Zillow Book

Hey Kidz - Don't Forget to Shock and Torture a Female this Weekend!

2009-01-15T22:30:00.000-08:00

... Stupefaction ...

Cave Ballet

2008-11-03T16:11:00.000-08:00

Cave Ballet by *Niansa
Something I thought Ogg might like...

Happy Halloween!

2008-10-31T16:12:00.000-07:00

Nuclear Tentacles!

2008-10-29T18:39:00.001-07:00

Ambeauty Two by =KornKidSam
More at "our" new blog: Nuclear Tentacles! Woohoo!

We're Baaaaack with Happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-10-24T19:54:00.000-07:00

P.S. Don't forget to vote NO on Prop 8 and YES on Prop 2!

Hot Stanford Law Ass in Fishnets!

2008-10-01T18:28:00.000-07:00

I'd sure like to hear the full story behind this one: Stanford Law School grad accused of escort-service tax scam

Hi, and thanks for taking a few moments to visit my site. The quintessential Gemini, I am an unusual mix of well-educated good-girl and erotic- Bachian- sensualist, with some down-to-earth sweetness thrown in. I am sure you will never forget any time you spend with me and I look forward to meeting you soon.

A little about me… I am originally from Porto Alegre, Brazil. My unusual coloring is a product of by Brazilian-German heritage. I’m 26 years old, a petite 5 feet, 34dd-21-33, and a semi-striated 104 athletic pounds. I have smooth caramel skin, vibrant green eyes, perfectly even white teeth, and lots of cute freckles around my nose.

I came to the United States to complete my B.S. in Atmospheric Science (Harvard and later UCLA), and J.D. (Stanford University). During my education, I was continually taught to question paradigms and assumptions. I never understood however, why this questioning had to stop when it bumped up against accepted social and sexual norms. (ie. I never understood why you had to be a down-to-earth educated chaste career-girl OR a sexual, sensual adventurer and temptress.) The ultimate dichotomy, I enjoy being a woman, getting dressed up, fulfilling fantasies, turning my men on and living life to the fullest. While I value education, work ethic and more conservative pursuits, I also excel in the more physical realm. I strive to be non-judgmental and to place everything in perspective, (To me, life is never too serious to merit a smile or to stop and appreciate the human connections that make life special). I am a “giver” by nature and I LOVE meeting new people and exploring new things. If any warm body will fulfill your needs, I am not the girl for you. If you are however, searching for something more, someone who wants to understand, appreciate, and savor every aspect of what makes you unique, we need to talk.

Please come talk to me live on http://web.archive.org/web/20041023001942/http://www.cameracafe.com/ Sunday and Thursday evenings from 8-10pm
Pacific. Or for an even better view of me, please come inside.

XOXOXO
Tchau,
Brazil

Package Price * 2 hour Cocktails Meeting $1200 * 4 hour Dinner Meeting $2000 * 6 hour Delux Dinner Meeting $3000 * Overnight $5000 * 3 Day Gold Excursion $15,000

On a happier note

2008-08-30T15:45:00.000-07:00

Happy Tangerine Fishnet Friday!

2008-08-22T18:56:00.000-07:00

Yeah, most of them are mandarins, but I think the big one is a tangerine.

Self Interest

2008-08-17T13:34:00.000-07:00

I've been falling behind on my NSFW feeds. Hat tip to Wagga for this find.

Happy Fishery Fishnet Friday!

2008-08-15T21:43:00.000-07:00

My Dear Horse

2008-08-02T21:20:00.001-07:00

Happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-08-01T17:48:00.001-07:00

I like Dasha

2008-07-31T18:57:00.000-07:00

I love her Bettie Page/Marilyn Monroe appeal.

Elly the Cavewoman with a Big Stick

2008-07-30T18:08:00.000-07:00

More at Zillowed!

Happy (belated) Fishnet Friday!

2008-07-26T12:47:00.001-07:00

Some Velvet Morning

2008-07-21T21:03:00.000-07:00

I can't remember where I stored my Kate Moss porn...

Strip Poker

2008-07-16T18:07:00.001-07:00

Nice living room.

Excellent beer.

More fun to follow at Phil TX's photostream via Sorry I Missed Your Party

Are you sorry you missed the party?

Luba's Bleach

2008-07-07T22:44:00.001-07:00

Check out these guys!

Happy Fourth and Fishnet Friday!

2008-07-04T16:13:00.000-07:00

As we mourn the loss of Jesse Helms and celebrate our supposed independence, we can reassure ourselves that itsallgood as long as fishnets exist on the interwebs.

I think these fishnets symbolize America's independence:
In The Pink by *MHK-annai

Or would this be more accurate...?
via Bandit-Aaaah.

Pearls at the Beach

2008-07-03T18:19:00.001-07:00

Fishnet Friday Coming Attraction

2008-07-03T18:04:00.000-07:00

Luba Vampirella

2008-07-02T19:40:00.000-07:00

Luba as ... "Vampirella" by ~Se7endaze

Rent-a-Dildo

2008-07-01T19:11:00.000-07:00

Hat tip to Ogg for this bizarre find!

What would Ayn Rand think of this?

2008-07-01T18:34:00.000-07:00

Atlas Fondled

Boom De Yada!

2008-06-28T23:40:00.001-07:00

Happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-06-27T18:05:00.001-07:00

Straight out of the box 02 by *auxcentral

Gas Mask Hot Ass

2008-06-26T18:41:00.000-07:00

Gas Mask Natalie Addams by ~NatalieAddams
P.S. I hate George W. Retard.

Hot Ass Muff in Cave

2008-06-26T18:15:00.000-07:00

Found here

Luba is aware of all internet traditions

2008-06-24T20:19:00.001-07:00

Bettie and Marilyn

2008-06-24T20:11:00.001-07:00

Harold Lloyd via Dadanoias

Wisdumb and Casual Casuality

2008-06-23T15:59:00.000-07:00

My Own Wisdumb

Casual Casuality, Victim of the Self

Grooving on the Late 70's

2008-06-21T23:54:00.000-07:00

I know I have some Blondie porn somewhere...
I feel that it is important to wear sunblock so as to avoid looking like ABBA.

Grooving on ABBA!

2008-06-21T23:40:00.000-07:00

Strung

2008-06-20T18:44:00.001-07:00

Strung by *mickwag

Super-Sized Fishnets for Fishnet Friday Fun!

2008-06-20T18:39:00.001-07:00

First Fishnets by ~gator78

Ovulation Porn

2008-06-18T17:58:00.000-07:00

If we could look deep inside Luba at the right time of the month we might find this golden caviar...

sushi by ~CherylGibson

Cavewoman in Flowing Water

2008-06-18T17:43:00.000-07:00

Happy Tentacle Tuesday!

2008-06-17T18:55:00.001-07:00

the watcher by ~themanda

Cephalopod by *groundlingchild
Stream more of Sigur Rós' latest via Fabulist!

Happy Literary Fishnet Friday!

2008-06-13T18:40:00.000-07:00

Wet

2008-06-09T18:02:00.000-07:00

wet 3 by ~mooreno

Discipline Above All

2008-06-06T17:27:00.000-07:00

Admittedly this set freaks me out a bit.

Happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-06-06T17:22:00.001-07:00

A "Burly Bloke" Dressed as a Japanese Schoolgirl for Casey's Viewing Pleasure

2008-06-06T17:08:00.000-07:00

Japanese cosplay clubs
Vote for your favorite hottie!

Mystic Bondage

2008-06-02T22:55:00.001-07:00

Saturno Buttò at Mondo Bizzarro Gallery.

Happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-05-30T18:58:00.001-07:00

Hat tip to Wagga for Natia's lovely purple fishnets!

Happy Fishnet Friday!

Ornella the Cavewoman

2008-05-28T20:21:00.000-07:00

Ornella at Femjoy via Sexoteric

Gislane's Cave by the Sea

2008-05-24T22:23:00.000-07:00

I had a pleasantly strange porn-related dream last night that was left unfinished due to my dogs barking.

More hot cavegirls here.

Leopard Skin

2008-05-23T18:01:00.001-07:00

The leopard skin stockings in today's Fishnet Friday selection inspired another theme...

Sherman H. McCoy has some lovely hi-res images of this leapard girl.

Happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-05-23T17:41:00.000-07:00

Leopard skin bonus update!

Bow Legs

2008-05-19T18:19:00.001-07:00

Bow-Legged

Waikiki Witchcraft

2008-05-18T18:47:00.000-07:00

Remember that weird Brady Bunch episode involving a family trip to Hawaii? Somehow this reminds me of it.

via Dolls & Dolls - No.8 1968 (Part 2, Nov.)

Christians Join for FREE!

2008-05-17T20:36:00.000-07:00

According to Nietzsche... by ~robertnelson

Technorati is funny as hell:

If the ad doesn't relate to meeting Christians, it's gay men - neither of which are my target market.

WTF?

Gislane the Cave Girl

2008-05-17T17:22:00.000-07:00

Something Ogg might appreciate.

Sorry Casey, but I just don't have any guys in my collection. Perhaps you can imagine Gislane as a transgender caveman...

Erotic Museum

2008-05-17T16:08:00.001-07:00

Choisie - Chosen

2008-05-17T15:50:00.000-07:00

Choisie - Chosen by ~jamesglover

Artist's Comments
The tendency of some centrists to live in community, especially outside the period of irritability linked to the inability to enjoy or even to exercise jubilant processes could lead to the swelling of the lower edge of the cerebellum. This small mineral concretion, roughly round in shape, located where you know, provides a Nietzsche levelling of the state of mind concerning events in their worst aspect. This mean character trait, this lack of generosity is not conducive to alleviate petaurism. A slowdown or even a simple decline in stiff activity then proceeds to the treatment of picaresque tissue, making elastic squarely in the direction of width. Fortunately, I can say with certainty that any system that rejects a priori metaphysical truth are to be seen in the observation of the positive foundation of the unique internal music .

The Passenger's Lust for Life

2008-05-16T21:32:00.000-07:00

When the Shit Hits the Fan Circle Jerk memories

2008-05-16T21:23:00.000-07:00

Z Luba in Outer Space

2008-05-16T21:07:00.001-07:00

Nietzsche Loves You

2008-05-16T19:13:00.000-07:00

autour de Nietzsche by ~Nishizono-Sinji

autour de Nietzsche II by ~Nishizono-Sinji

This world is the will to power -- and nothing besides.
-- Nietzsche, The Will to Power

autour de Nietzsche III by ~Nishizono-Sinji

Varvara wishes you a Happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-05-16T17:35:00.000-07:00

Liz 18 sure is looking healthy!

2008-05-15T23:07:00.000-07:00

Elisabeth's Hotel

2008-05-15T22:50:00.000-07:00

Rapunzel Cave Girl Find

2008-05-15T20:28:00.000-07:00

I particularly like this one:

Natural Beauty On The Rocks via The Money Shot Blog

Luba Models Victoria's Secret

2008-05-15T17:27:00.000-07:00

Luba's thoughts on gay marriage: "Hey I'd take Marketa over Hegre any day. What's the problem?"
I'm not impressed with any of the presidential candidates' take on the matter. What's the big deal - other than a bunch of rednecks in West Virginia or Evangelicals or something?
Get real folks.

Gavin Newsom still annoys me though.

Katya's Yoga

2008-05-14T23:08:00.000-07:00

Tentacle Party!

2008-05-14T18:06:00.000-07:00

They are huge! They are strong! They will love you hard! All night long!
Adam Szary

I really like this artist

2008-05-12T19:11:00.000-07:00

Eve and that apple by *photoport

Illusive Light

2008-05-12T18:14:00.000-07:00

About illusive by *photoport

Light by *photoport

The Trial of the Pool and Fish

2008-05-10T21:52:00.000-07:00

The bodies come and go with the tides. They wash up onto the riverbanks or float grotesquely downstream, almost always face down. They are all but ignored by the living.

And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust. 30
Frisch weht der Wind
Der Heimat zu
Mein Irisch Kind,
Wo weilest du?
"You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;
"They called me the hyacinth girl."
- Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,
Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither
Living nor dead, and I knew nothing, 40
Looking into the heart of light, the silence.
Od' und leer das Meer.

HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
Well, that Sunday Albert was home, they had a hot gammon,
And they asked me in to dinner, to get the beauty of it hot -
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
Goonight Bill. Goonight Lou. Goonight May. Goonight. 170
Ta ta. Goonight. Goonight.

A pool among the rock
If there were the sound of water only
Not the cicada
And dry grass singing
But sound of water over a rock
Where the hermit-thrush sings in the pine trees
Drip drop drip drop drop drop drop
But there is no water

Then spoke the thunder 400
DA
Datta: what have we given?
My friend, blood shaking my heart
The awful daring of a moment's surrender
Which an age of prudence can never retract
By this, and this only, we have existed
Which is not to be found in our obituaries
Or in memories draped by the beneficent spider
Or under seals broken by the lean solicitor
In our empty rooms 410
DA
Dayadhvam: I have heard the key
Turn in the door once and turn once only
We think of the key, each in his prison
Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison
Only at nightfall, aetherial rumours
Revive for a moment a broken Coriolanus
DA
Damyata: The boat responded
Gaily, to the hand expert with sail and oar 420
The sea was calm, your heart would have responded
Gaily, when invited, beating obedient
To controlling hands

Evi wishes you a happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-05-09T18:56:00.001-07:00

Lo Lo Lo Lo Lola Lolita

2008-05-07T19:58:00.001-07:00

I realized it was definitely time to get beyond my latest Neil Diamond fixation when I was told I was singing Sweet Caroline in my sleep last night.

Lou Minatti posted this funny video:

Woohoo! Concede Hillary!

2008-05-06T20:27:00.001-07:00

Luba wants a Billary-free world!

Clinton has canceled all morning television appearances.
Sweet Carolina woohoo hoo hoo!

If you hope to exist for another 10 years

2008-05-05T22:12:00.000-07:00

It is time to wake the fuck up and do something about it.
Neil Diamond helps to explain the fucked-up nature of
Gen-X.
He sucks.
Hillary sucks.
Bill sucks.
Take them to the nearest pasture please.

Bye Bye Hillary

2008-05-05T21:27:00.000-07:00

Lezahn's "Natural" Pool

2008-05-04T22:21:00.000-07:00

Thoughts on Ophelia here.

Sasha's Finger

2008-05-03T22:21:00.001-07:00

via Sasha Grey Confusion

Fishnet Friday: The Casey Serin Edition

2008-05-02T19:00:00.000-07:00

Well, I don't have any Hans on hand for Casey Serin, but he seemed to enjoy the last round of Petter Hegre.

I’m not entirely averse to threesomes, but agree with fellow Obamicon, PhDiva, that the third party sure as hell shouldn’t be the federal government:
I want small government. But I don’t want the Federal Government in my bedroom - because I don’t do threesomes.

Hana's Gas Tax Holiday Poll

2008-04-30T19:04:00.000-07:00

Hana, the truck driver Zillow Book featured last month, is confused about these gas tax holidays being proposed by a couple of presidential candidates. While she thought it seemed like a pretty sweet deal, a fellow trucker forwarded her the following:

UPDATE: Even the American Trucking Association, the group the Clinton camp says is most favorable to it's idea, offers a tepid thanks but no thanks. From the group's spokesperson:
ATA appreciates the effort and supports the proposals. But we do have concerns that any fuel tax suspension proposal could damage the already ailing Highway Trust Fund. To the extent that McCain and Snowe's proposals use general revenue funds to offset the hit to the trust fund, that concern is addressed. ATA did not ask for this legislation. And we believe it is only a very short term answer that does not do anything to address the longer term issue of rising fuel prices. ATA recognizes that rising fuel costs have a disproportionate impact on small trucking companies where even a small savings can be the difference in their staying in business.
Clinton, it should be noted, would not pay for the tax break from the Highway Trust Funds. But the message seems the same: this is not the answer needed.

She needs your input to help her decide who to vote for in the Indiana primary.

If you have a response not included in this poll, please feel free to include it in the comments.

Neil Diamond for President! song sung blue

2008-04-27T21:53:00.000-07:00

Coming to America: Neil Diamond for President

Lana's Gloves

2008-04-27T15:20:00.000-07:00

Fist Of Führer

2008-04-26T23:55:00.000-07:00

Breeze Loo "Fist Of Führer"
Uploaded by Javi-Otomano

Strange Dream

2008-04-26T17:25:00.000-07:00

One day I awoke from a strange dream to find myself naked in a penis garden....
Via Sexoteric Via Gloria Brame

This is F-ing Hilarious!

2008-04-26T16:59:00.001-07:00

Maybe Casey would even like this one!

Hat tip to Wagga for this collection.

Fishnets continued

2008-04-26T11:11:00.001-07:00

Happy Fishnet Friday!

2008-04-25T17:56:00.000-07:00

These ones are rather Athenian (thinking Dying Celt).

Blogger sucks. More when they get their shit together.

There is a poppy that's never pulled out

2008-04-24T21:43:00.001-07:00

P.S. I am pleased to announce that I have lost 5 lbs since the Billary PA disaster.
Maybe I'll just get smaller and smaller and small enough to be Hitlery's DEMON.

J. Lo is Low and I Mean Low

2008-04-24T17:54:00.000-07:00

BTW that is not a raccoon, it is a raccoon dog AKA a tanuki.

Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org.

Absinthe Bath with Banana

2008-04-23T18:01:00.000-07:00

Mourning Light

2008-04-20T15:33:00.000-07:00

Rikki Kasso Tokyo Undressed

Yes I Can Sam I Am

2008-04-19T00:53:00.001-07:00

Yes, I cannot do shit other than rain on everyone's parade brought to you by Shrillary Clinton.

Peppy wishes you a happy Fishnet Friday™!

2008-04-18T18:40:00.001-07:00

Wagga has been busy mining an impressive collection of fishnet fishy treats and Peppy is one of them.
Thanks Wagga!

I guess I'm not the only Nabokov fan

2008-04-17T20:35:00.001-07:00

fleshy fruit in fishnets

2008-04-17T20:27:00.000-07:00

Aki Hoshino’s fleshy fruit

TGI(almost)FF!

2008-04-17T18:14:00.001-07:00

Vintage fishnets worn by Rosina Revelle:

Contemporary fishnets as seen on Varvara:

Do you prefer retro or contemporary fishnets?

I have to say the groovy, 1960's wallpaper behind Rosina is more intriguing than Hegre's banal yacht scenery.

What a $1.5M bathroom looks like

2008-04-14T15:30:00.000-07:00

Over at EN there has been some discussion over what exactly a $1.5M bathroom looks like. Of course, it should include a bidet. Wagga, a Yanna fan, suggested the following...

What would your $1.5M bathroom look like?

KaosBeautyKlinik

2008-04-14T15:05:00.000-07:00

La Blue Girl 3 print by *KaosBeautyKlinik

La Blue Girl 1 print by *KaosBeautyKlinik

Chocolate Gasmask Girl by *KaosBeautyKlinik

Dark Light Jinx by *KaosBeautyKlinik

Lady Octopus

2008-04-14T15:00:00.000-07:00

Lady Octopus by ~Kittylav

It is nearly 90 degrees and I want a pool of my own like Anna S.

2008-04-12T16:50:00.001-07:00

A pool in the shade that I don't have to share with a bunch of snotty-nosed little monsters.

In other local weather news, this was recently reported not long after 4:20 this afternoon.

Whose Pussy is Nicer?

2008-04-11T22:21:00.001-07:00

"I don't like your vagina, Raquel..."

2008-04-11T18:40:00.000-07:00

The latest Fishnet Friday series is entitled Sharp Knife which reminds me of a post I meant to reference: Dimensione Zero

I'm sure there's a 6 Degrees of Hillary Clinton reference here...